Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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