Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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