my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize
