he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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