I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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