I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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