i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
only if we run a train.
done.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We are two peas in an std pod
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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