How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You have to summon your inner elephant
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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