yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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