ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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