are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dignity is for republicans.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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