Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
