And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i wish my penis had a tongue
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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