it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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