Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
