Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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