In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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