hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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