My hand turned me down
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You took a bar mat shot.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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