Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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