Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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