I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You're like the curious george of whores
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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