we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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