She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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