I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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