Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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