It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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