You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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