So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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