Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
