ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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