Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think people are normalizing furries
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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