What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
