ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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