You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
why is half of my head shaved?
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