who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
barbara walters just said penis...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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