I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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