he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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