Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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