Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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