i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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