sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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