she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
