What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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