I wanna bring you to show and tell
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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