He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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