READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just high enough for therapy.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
MIDGETS
????
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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