i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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