I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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