I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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