We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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