Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
