I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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