I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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